Klitschko-Chisora: Better Be Better Than Pac Man or Money PDF Print E-mail
Written by Phil Woolever   
Friday, 17 February 2012 19:05

 

 
adaThis might be the only blow Chisora lands, if Vitali enters the ring in Munich in a mood to destroy. (Photo courtesy KMG)
FROZEN RINGPOSTS - There should be a lot of added pressure on Vitali Klitschko this Saturday evening in Munich, where the beer is somewhat warm and the air is somewhat frozen, and each can snap your bobbing head back.
 
For Klitschko, the medicine ball was already in his court to keep the K2 promotional juggernaut rolling. Now after Dereck Chisora's blindside slap at Friday's weigh in, many people will be watching just to see if the supremely composed but obviously fuming Klitschko can and will become the type of wrecking machine that once upon a time made heavyweight boxing special.  
 
There should also be a lot of added pressure on Chisora, who wants a piece of the big paydays pie and looks willing to go to any extreme to get it.  
 
Really though, the added pressure should be on both Klitschko and Chisora not as autonomous opponents but as a performing pair, beyond the single scope of their scheduled 12 rounds. There should be pressure to do everything they can to regain respect for their weight division.
 
Klitschko - Chisora might be a pretty big fight in this part of civilization, but it isn't really significant to mainstream, present day sporting impact. The fighters and their teams need to aknowledge this. When a guy used to say he'd rather get knocked out than stink out the joint before booing fans, it was the kind of attitude that made boxing a more popular distraction.
 
This fight should be about more than just Klitschko, Chisora and related bragging rights. This fight should spotlight the entire division, recognizing current inadequacies in relation to the fans.
 
This fight should announce the return of the giants. The return of blood, sweat, tears and inspiration, XXL sized.
 
Within the next 30 days, the heavyweights have a chance to regain at least a fair portion of lost glory. That means both Klitschkos, Chisora, Alexander Povetkin, Marco Huck and even generally dismissed long shot Jean Marc Mormeck should feel a sense of obligation to their livelihoods. A recovery mission at all costs.
 
Financial data on boxing paydays is more hard to come by around here than in the States, but there's no doubt that Klitschko, Chisora and the rest are collecting some pretty good euros, pounds or bucks. Let's hope they earn as much newfound respect.
 
Style wise, the heavyweight fights should guarantee more splattering sprawls and highlight reel thuds than either Manny Pacquiao against Timothy Bradley or Floyd Mayweather against Miguel Cotto. There's no reason that by mid-June, the 200 plus pounders shouldn't have taken a big step back toward respectability.  
 
First up this Saturday, before a sell out crowd of over 12,000, Klitschko and Chisora will try and do their parts. Vitali may be unspectacular in his approach, but he has been so effective overall that every performance from now on is further evidence of his solid historical status, debated not all that often these days but probably soon to be.  
 
There is probably not a foe Vitali has clobbered lately who didn't enter with decent skills and a decent plan. There is probably not a man among that group whose plan didn't start getting altered after the first or second overhand right slammed in, usually by the end of the first frame. 
 
Consistent aggression is definitely the requisite starting point. Based on recent form, Chisora seems to rate pretty high on the scale of proven pluck. That won't count for much unless he backs it up with an effective attack, but at least it gives him a fighting chance. 
 
Whether he can prove more effective than Arreola or Tomasz Adamek, other boxers of similar size and strategy, is the question.
 
If Chisora, around a 4 - 1 underdog, somehow triumphs in any manner, the bout becomes a much bigger story and Chisora's low grade antics will be elevated to effective cunning. If he gives Klitschko trouble but gets stopped early, Chisora will still be looked at favorably and with marketability. Klitschko needs to cream Chisora or explain what happened.
 
A week later, Povetkin and Huck take the baton in a fight that widely favors Povetkin, but the swarm in Stuttgart won't care because Huck will press the action until it presses him. 
 
On March 3rd, Wladimir Klitschko should promise to stop Mormeck within 5 rounds or donate a quarter of his purse to charity.   
 
This is an election year in the US, once and maybe again someday a lucrative market for heavyweight boxers. Any global heavyweight mulling around the K2/EU watering hole should elect to let the punches flow more freely and regain abandoned territory in the public consciousness. This three weekend stretch is likely the division's biggest chance to shine in years.     
 
What else "should" happen is obvious.
 
The pressure should be shared, not only to win, but to go for it. Spectacular knockout or out on the cracked shield.
 
Never throw fewer than a hundred punches a round. 
 
There's much more to it than just showing up in shape and going the distance if you want fans to return. Still, rumbling redemption for the heavyweights could be closer than many critics claim.
 
Remember, although the Kbros actualy battling in a serious competition beyond game boards is beyond doubtful, they did go through sparring motions together during a workout, feinting and shadowboxing from a safe distance that didn't illustrate much in regard to an actual matchup.
 
It was only a training exercise, but they were in the ring, throwing punches, however restrained. That's already more than Pacquiao and Mayweather are likely to do in the same ring anytime soon. 
 
The Klitschkos may never equal Mayweather's fluidity or Pacquiao's propulsion, but that doesn't mean they can't be in equally or even more exciting contests. 
 
Chisora may lack class as a citizen, but he's performing at a first class level of boxing and backed up some previous boasts.  At least he tries to walk the walk.
 
Chisora's slap at the weigh in was a cheap shot. Unfortunately, it may also be symbolic of the type wake up call heavyweight boxing needs.
 
Perhaps the immediate future will provide a telling microcosm of the division for 2012 and beyond, better or worse.
 
If the next three weekends don't see significant strides by the big boys, they have nobody but themselves to blame. Ongoing audience derision, or worse, continued indifference, would certainly be deserved.  

 

Comment on this article

Radam G says:

Chisucka -- I mean Chisora -- is an idiot. He could be out of a lot of money for injuring his meal ticket before the bout even started. It is time for the powers that be to stop all these uncalled-for tough-boy acts of the combatants. Save hitting one another for the ring.

Chisora is all bad and jive and hitting syet because the start of the bout, but I'm willing to bet that he won't find Doc VK all-night long in dat squared jungle. Chisora is a skunk. And his stench has already started. And this is one time that I hope one of the K-bros/doc knock the smell out of an opponent. Now I'm going to eyeball the bout just see if it will happen. Holla!

amayseng says:

that is what i call a bitch move...head to head during a stare and dude sucker slaps him...

vitali is a professional and true to the word, i can see him aggressively stepping on the gas early on and getting dude out of there in 4 rounds...

he will take this personally.

the Roast says:

Ditto that Amayseng, total bitch move. Just saw the footage on FNF, Chisora stepped away as soon a he slapped Vit. If he really wanted to tag Vitali he should have blasted him like Riddick Bowe did Larry Donald. Donald was too scared to throw a punch the next night during the fight.

amayseng says:

dont get me wrong i am all for fueling a fight and getting some fire going on both sides for a good fight...

however, to sucker slap another man like that, i would rather someone punch me than slap me, that is disrespectful

the Roast says:

Yep, yep, agree again.

brownsugar says:

the look on Vitalis' face was priceless, his response was almost brotherly... as if he wanted to coach Chisora on how to hype a fight... now Chisora will have to deal with Vitalis wrath... but I think that's what he wanted all along.

ali says:

Amayseng I feel u I'd rather be punched then slap...The good thing about it Vitali gets to kick his *** for doing some punk sh*t.

Radam G says:

C'mon, B-Sug! It's the right hand over the left fist, not vice versa! The humble Zen Buddhists would be rattled by that Zen pose of yours.

They may have to go; "Everybodeee was Con Fu fightinnnggggg! Those fists were fast as lightninnnggggg!" I hear those lyrics when I was a little farts.

And I'm bored as a mutha waiting around for all these takes and retakes of Da Great's 7-0 celebration in Sin City. I was about ready to commit some sin, but my evil-twin wife showed up look liking Sister Belinda Ali, when she [Sister Belinda] whupped the GOAT's arse in that suite at a hotel in Manila back in 1975 before "The Thrilla in Manila" when Radam G -- me -- was still a bad-arse rugrat. Hehehe!

Man, Sister Belinda was all dat and a bag of chip and a ton of whup-a$$. And "those who forget history, are condemned to repeated it." Ain't forgot nuffin.' And I don't want to end up taking a Buffrin! There will be no wife whuppin' my arse tonight. The rest of the night I'm a saint, and I'm telling every lady of the night -- AIN'T! Holla!

amayseng says:

well at least chisora went for it, applied pressure, went to the body, followed a bit up top.....

vitali won, but it was still a bit boring, im kinda disappointed in vitali, dude slaps you and then spits water in your brothers face and you dont starch him out of there..

also, vitali was on the run all night, on his back foot, this wasnt ali boxing away masterfully, was was vitali doing enough to win rounds and keep his distance...

DaveB says:

This was the most Vitali has had to fight in a long time. Too bad Chisora didn't come in 10 - 15 pounds lighter. After the slap heard around the world at least Chisora tried unlike all those other guys that were discouraged after three rounds and gave up. As much as all their fights are boring, there is no competition around, and the height differential they enjoy which influences the outcomes of their fights, I have to like the Klitschko's because they conduct themselves well and no matter how boring they win. This was the best fight I've seen either of them in, in a long time. David Haye should go some where. He is still talking like he did before he did the big flop in the fight that was a big flop. Chisora's stock as a fighter rose tonight.

Grimm says:

Chisora is a shitcan of a man, all the way, and for the first time ever, I wished that Lil Bro would loose his cool, go headhunting after the final bell and create a classic bareknuckle-follow-up-fight.

Wlad will take on this guy - the storyline is already there, with personal need for revenge, etc, and he will use his more fluid movement and better jab to smooth him up for the kill. And down the line, in 3 years time, when none of the Big K's is around anymore, I will miss them sorely - not for what they did in the ring, but for what everyone else is not capable of doing. Good damn, it's really depressing when Chisoras performance is hailed as the arrival of a saviour.

brownsugar says:

Kudos to Chisora for making it interesting, While the Brittish Wildman Dereck "Del Boy" Chisora is certainly no model citizen,...he is a model challenger, with only 20 amateur fights under his belt and 17 pro fights he's proves that the main factor to challenging the Kbrothers is simply being a "Big Dude". Chisora landed 45% of his punches to Vitalis' 35% but thru 20% less. Mainly a scrapper and not a precision boxer,.. Chisora did well with his limited resources.

mortcola says:

B-Sug - about that 45%, I'm watching it over - over and over, Klitschko is picking and parrying, sliding his head back and away from rights - there is no way that punch stat is accurate. A very small percentage of Chisora's admittedly busy efforts actually made contact. Take into account, too, that Klitschko didn't use his left after the fourth round, and barely until then, due to some injury - he won it by that much of a margin one-handed.

 

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