I saw this thing in magazine yesterday where they posted crazy triangle theories in as few steps as possible. So here's one I thought of so figured I'd share it:

Rustico Torrecampo smoked Manny Pacquiao who destroyed Oscar De La Hoya who outclassed Hector Camacho who mopped the floor with Sugar Ray Leonard.

IE. Torrecampo annihilates Sugar Ray Leonard in a true clash of the titans!!!

Do you guys have some other insane triangle theories??