Styles Make Fights: Why Magic Malignaggi Beats Money Mayweather

[The Shadow]

Shadow are you messing around???

U say Paulie would KO floyd but porter is gonna beat him this weekend??

Sorry if I was unclear. Porter is a live dog but a DOG nonetheless. Experience and style will make the difference, as I see it.

The verdict?

Paulie proudly prevails. Probably...

And that could se up a unification fight for all the marbles in the fall against whoever wins May 3rd.

WBA, WBC, IBF, NFBA -- no fringe belts allowed -- and The Ring titles will be at stake.

As it has been spoken, so shall it be.

Launched from the hip like a missile, M&M will declare war and set off the next Great Depression.

Magic Malignaggi.

The new king of boxing.

[brownsugar]

Lol Shadow, Paulie and Floyd together in the ring couldnt generate enough kenetic energy to create static electricity.
Its a horrible matchup that reminds me of something very unappealing .....much like an aging John Ruiz vs an aging James Toney or Qes Oquendo (sic).
They would probably do more jaw-boning than fighting.

Floyd: " Come'n, Lemme see the jab"
Paulie: "Ima show you a lot more than my jab if I catch you with my side piece"
Floyd: "you see these trunks?... had these made in Italy".
Paulie: "Yeah, my Great Gran lives in Italy, you should try her lasagna"

The mental image of those two in the ring together could drive me to MMA.

There would be no suspense, no danger of a KO, or anticipation of someone getting hurt.
Just a lot of nodding and positive affirmations... And if your lucky ...you may get a chance to watch them playing basketball against each other after the fight.

[The Shadow]

Lol Shadow, Paulie and Floyd together in the ring couldnt generate enough kenetic energy to create static electricity.
Its a horrible matchup that reminds me of something very unappealing .....much like an aging John Ruiz vs an aging James Toney or Qes Oquendo (sic).
They would probably do more jaw-boning than fighting.

Floyd: " Come'n, Lemme see the jab"
Paulie: "Ima show you a lot more than my jab if I catch you with my side piece"
Floyd: "you see these trunks?... had these made in Italy".
Paulie: "Yeah, my Great Gran lives in Italy, you should try her lasagna"

The mental image of those two in the ring together could drive me to MMA.

There would be no suspense, no danger of a KO, or anticipation of someone getting hurt.
Just a lot of nodding and positive affirmations... And if your lucky ...you may get a chance to watch them playing basketball against each other after the fight.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG!!!!

Pure brilliance!

That said, Sugar, there will be plenty of violence.

The missile right hand -- launched from the hip, mind you -- will detonate, rendering Money Mayweather unconscious upon impact.

As Floyd wakes up, he will see just a blur as the Great Depression kicks in.

What will stand vividly clear through this blur, however, is what Floyd's laser enhanced eyes will see:

Paulie leaving the MGM Grand with Miss Jackson. OH! I am FUH-REEEAL!

Remember Mark Wahlberg's crew? NKOTB? And Dirty Dawg?

Well, there will be only one Dirty Dawg after this battle has commenced and that is TNKOB.

Magic Malignaggi.

The new king of boxing.

#TNKOB

[the Roast]

Are you smoking weed tonight the Shadow?

[The Shadow]

Are you smoking weed tonight the Shadow?

Ha! No, sir! No spliff. I'm getting my roast on.

Magic Malignaggi.

The new king of boxing.

#TNKOB

[The Shadow]

Are you smoking weed tonight the Shadow?

Roast, who are you to doubt the rocket launcher? You don't believe?

[Radam G]

Misterlee gave The Shadow some of that stuff that he was smoking about Bradley having beat Da Manny. Some M-side meth. Holla!

[deepwater2]

Lol Shadow, Paulie and Floyd together in the ring couldnt generate enough kenetic energy to create static electricity.
Its a horrible matchup that reminds me of something very unappealing .....much like an aging John Ruiz vs an aging James Toney or Qes Oquendo (sic).
They would probably do more jaw-boning than fighting.

Floyd: " Come'n, Lemme see the jab"
Paulie: "Ima show you a lot more than my jab if I catch you with my side piece"
Floyd: "you see these trunks?... had these made in Italy".
Paulie: "Yeah, my Great Gran lives in Italy, you should try her lasagna"

The mental image of those two in the ring together could drive me to MMA.

There would be no suspense, no danger of a KO, or anticipation of someone getting hurt.
Just a lot of nodding and positive affirmations... And if your lucky ...you may get a chance to watch them playing basketball against each other after the fight.

Kinetic to static is the post of the day .

[deepwater2]

Vada testing for everyone !

[the Roast]

Roast, who are you to doubt the rocket launcher? You don't believe?

Nope. I don't believe. You never know with Paulie, every time I pick him to lose he wins, and every time I think he will win he loses. I think Porter will rush in and land enough good shots to win on Saturday. I am looking forward to kicking back and watching this tripleheader, whoever wins or loses. I just want to see three good fights. Maybe one great one.