Hottie du jour’s reflections on filmed sex scenes/boxing matches

Scarlett Johansson, the hottie du jour who has become the lonely fantasist’s best nocturnal friend in no time flat, has said that filming sex scenes with her real-life boyfriend Josh Hartnett, who she met on the set of the soon-to-be-released Black Dahlia, was anything but romantic.

Johansson, no relation to Ingemar, said that the pressures of having a film crew standing around watching the couple go through the motions, aka voyeurism on the clock, wasn’t conducive to letting loose.

“It was interesting doing that scene with Josh but it wasn’t particularly romantic, said the blonde bombshell, according to (sic). Shooting these sorts of scenes often end up being more funny than anything else. I’m glad it comes off as sexy because in reality it was more like an organized boxing match.”

Asked to elaborate, Johannson said, “You have about 10 electricians chewing on sandwiches and staring at you as you writhe around. Then you have the director shouting at you.

That sounds like the boxing I know and love.